Party People

Enter Shayla Jones. This is her eating a McChicken and just be way stoked about it. When Shayla parties, she goes all out. McChicken and all.

 

Here is Louie. He has by far the wickedest hair, but you can't really gather that from this montage. Next time I'm around him I'm making a wicked hair montage. (It's that sick.)

Hide and Seek

I was a bit bummed out tonight but Eric knew just how to cheer me up...Hide and Seek of course. Good thing I'm totally retarded and walked past him twice when he was standing behind the couch in my studio like this....

 

No matter how bummed out I am he can always get me to crack a smile...Especially since his is so contagious.

I fully was just looking everywhere, in closets and under the bed. I totally overlooked the new lamp.

It’s about time…

It’s been awhile since I took these in Whistler this summer, and I figured now was a good enough time as any to make them public.
At one point in this hotel room there was myself, Mitch, Ben, Liam and Mike.

Mitch and Ben

 

haha, I wish I could remember what they were looking at first thing in the morning. In my bed...

 

Ben, stylish as always.....

Best friend.

Yep. Got home from school today and loved my dog. I was the first one up this morning and took her outside for her morning poop. It was rad, I felt like she was showing off to me.

The cycle of possession.

So, this is my first ever photoshop experiment. It’s pretty fun, and pretty easy to get creative.
I am currently trying to download photoshop cs3 for free. 
I’m being pretty shady about it too.
The concept behind this piece is the cycle of possessions, and the ghosts that come with their history. Or some bullshit like that.

[Here is the original photo that I took...]

Mike Hawk and Seymor Butts

So last night Eric and I went bowling. I swear I probably haven’t been bowling since grade 6. Somehow between then and now bowling got fun.

“Love tap: A tap from a moving pin, usually off the wall/sideboard, which delicately knocks it down.”

“Kegler: Synonym for bowler”

Eric had far better technique and form than me. Check out his left fingers. Holy shit.

 I had some fierce competition on my hands….

The first game went to Eric… He caught me right at the end, I was winning, and he totally hit me right out of left field…. And he licked my face later. So sneaky.

“Honey: A good ball. ”
 

Game One

 

Game Two.(Victory)

Close competition! We decided to leave it at a tie……

(Eric was Mike, and I was Seymor) 

…may contain nuts

 

Double-Peanut Double-Chocolate Chip Cookies

 

The peanut butter in this dough creates a crumbly cookie. Makes about 60 cookies.   1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 1/2 sticks (3/4 cup) unsalted butter, softened 1/2 cup chunky or creamy peanut butter 1 cup sugar 2 large eggs 1 cup (6 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips 1 cup (6 ounces) peanut-butter chips    Preheat oven to 350°F.In a bowl whisk together flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, and baking powder. In another bowl with an electric mixer cream butter, peanut butter, and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Beat in flour mixture and stir in chocolate chips and peanut-butter chips.    Drop dough by level tablespoons 2 inches apart onto buttered baking sheets and bake cookies in batches in middle of oven 10 minutes. Cool cookies on racks. First new video of the season. Sandbox's "All Day Every Day"      The cookies were super tasty. So was the movie.

All time.

hahaha….

 

This is just ridiculous….
later I’m going to upload all of my most favorite commercials.

“bolandergeet”

Here, is Riley Boland. A true, unique individual. He's interesting and intriguing, in more ways than I could imagine.

This is one of his passions. His Suzuki GS 550. (I think…)
So Raw!

 

 

 

Alaura:

I’m quickly going to relocate to somewhere comfier ..

Riley:

ok haha

..and put on sweats..

ahhaha ok

just get in bed!

Okkkkkkay

ya

by putting on sweats i meant putting on full pjs, getting a bowl of icecream, and half a chocolate bar, and slippers…

annnyway! interview time

fatty!

just kidding!

hahahah

mail me the other half of that chocolate-bar

hahaha

so, what do you think about metallica’s new cd

never heard it never will ahhaha

is that a joke question?

what’s satan’s last name?

jesus?

okay, now how many pairs of shoes, do you have

i have about 9 that i wear.  i have over 60 pairs of vans slipons im sure. they are just boxed up and in the garage though

if you won the lottery what would you do first?

buy a new bike and ride it to kelowna.

what is it about chicken that you don’t like

its always dry. always. only way i like it is swiss chalet!

i go there every year for my birthday

haha!

its classy!

any phobia’s?

white people, kidding.  i dont like spiders but i can stand them so i guess not.

whats the most awkward situation in the world?

hahaha thats a hard one

i think its awkward when you have known someone for over 3 years and dont know their name

but thats just me

hahahah man, totally

it cant be the most awkward sitch in the world though 

its deffinatly weirder when they know your name……….

thats what i mean ……
like everyone knows me. and im the worst with names and never remember anyones

hahah yeah……when you’re in a snacking mood what do you make

who makes snacks? ahaha they come pre made for your lazyness

the last time you laughed aloud, what were you laughing about

alaura says:

by putting on sweats i meant putting on full pjs, getting a bowl of icecream, and half a chocolate bar, and slippers…

hahaha

okay. last few questions..

make more

alright! …will you ever cut your hair?

depends. not for like a very long time, then ill probably just get a trim

what is your favorite shirt?

umm i have two. 

i just like alot actually.

haha

the insight one that says YES     YOU    CAN

from top to bottom

and/or feelings mutual

nice, i like those too.. hahaha….How many times have you been naked in public. Elaborate.

naked?

naked.

never, but there’s this:

ive never been nakes in public!  never

hahah thats good!

not even in a change room

hahah man. that’s pretty good!

im good at what i do

no doubt. okay….so, why skateboarding?

it came to me in a dream maybe…i dont know i just like it.

if you could talk to one type of animal, which type would it be

cat or monkeys for fun things. or cougars so i could tell them to slay people

ya!…what’s your favorite song today
today…The cure-Lovesong…..kinda an all week thing
 

 

yeah it’s good hey? i havent listened to it in a while untill you sent it to me the other day..

so good. its been on repeat for like 3 days now

are you going to watch Paris’ BFF tonight?

i had never heard of it untill tonight. since im an hour ahead of you it was already on and wow! is it ever horrible. i almost got addicted though seeing how stupid they are.

fair enough. what’s the worst indie trend you’ve seen lately

all of indie. period. thats the worst trend.  american apperal is the worst place ever.   but all that said the big stupid ass glasses is the worst part!

k, when I say a word say whatever comes to your mind first

stroodle

toaster

paint

chip

hair

TIGHT!

metallica

hahah fawk. thats my word

phillip

phillip

hahaha…..fresh?

weed

meth

mmmm

steak

you making me one.
kitty litter

kitty gumser

what is a kitty gumser

haha long story, after…

im having too much fun

bowl

skateboarding

cellphone

text

greasy

motorcycle

art

alaura

: ) blubber

legs

okay, kitty gumser? and in 50 words or less, explain your collection of military stuff

in vancouver in 05. i was staying at my friend jody’s house and his neighbours cat always came in the open door and chilled alllll the time.  at one point i humped it from behind because it was in heat and thought it was funny?   when i was back home jody tried to text me kitty humper but his t9word put gumser.   its just funny. maybe an inside joke

i collect alot of current issue stuff. anything that has been to the sandbox(iraq and afghanistan) interests me. gear and weapon accessories.  mostly rare navy seal and special forces issue pouches and vests. i buy and sell it for money!  ebay babay.  i also collect 12″ models…barbie size but they are high detailed military dudes.  is that 50?  i have a nice gun too

last words? 

this was fun. and no one will read it but thats funny.   

they might.