W.earable A.rt G.ala 2009

Here's the final product of all that sewing and work. Turned out pretty hilarious.

 

A photo from the finale. Everyone did an awesome job.

Zachary Trask, killin it. He crawled into a coffin he made and died on stage.

Cupcake girl was the cutest. Obviously.

This piece had to be my favorite. It was really great.

or actually this was really awesome too. So LOTR!

 

halo! so dope Jorge.

Christmas, Legality, and Colorado

It’s about time that I start blogging regularly again…. It’s been a busy couple months with a lot going on! …Okay, so……

Me and Willow passed out on Christmas night, on grandma and grandpa's couch... Turkey and Champagne knocks you right out...Not sure how Will got into the Champagne..?

 

...and New Years! Dallas Jay and Roman celebrating with some Coors Light.... Roman got arrested just a few short hours later.

My 19th birthday on the 19th of January. My Champagne birthday! Here is a nose press a few hours before I turned 19.

Annnnd I'm 19. First Praire Fire shot. It was OBVIOUSLY very delicious..

And just a week later! My dear friend Shayla Jones turned 19 as well. Go Champ! Shayla, sometimes I can't remember what color your hair currently is. Even if I saw you like, yesterday. <3 girl... lol. lmao. omg.

Me and Ben were on our way to Colorado and drove through Vancouver,This is Micheal the Cat and our good friend Bryan gets to live with him.... Simply the best cat I've ever met. I met a guy last week who looked like a human replica of Micheal, his name was Kyle.

Bryan's House. Some Bamboo, a Door, and a pile of nice snow.

On to Seattle, Where we find the Fermont bridge troll. That is a real Volkswagon under his hand!

Some serious Wine Pong went down at Shane's. (me and ben had A LOT of pong practice on this trip...)

 

 

Shane's house in Seattle! Cutest house.:)

Bens first time.......Flying. We arrive in Denver!

5-0faggot

Benny-backlip..............................................Wintepark, the Walter capital of the universe?

 

Then we spent a day and two night in Breckenridge! While we were there we met a fine fellow named Tommy Mauro. (Get it? Tom Mauro. Tomorrow. For the record, it's his birthday tomorrow, TomMauro.)

 

..TomMauro was killing it until...well.... at least he wasn't missing any texts!

 

One of the infamous Breck Treehouses! Absolutely insane. I swear, this one was so high that I got about to where Ben is and I was just paralyzed with fear. I made it up though. No biggy.

 

 

 

 

 

This is George. He's from Cleveland and he shreds. (Ps. Tommy made it out for a few runs with us then left and drove from Colorado to Illinois...16 hour drive alone, no biggy)

...Before we left Breck another serious game of Pong went down.. Keystone light!

 

Beautiful Colorado! I swear it was sunny every day that we were there. Gorgeous!

Here’s a short video from our trip!

Recently I was asked to test out L'oreals New Double Extend Beauty Tubes, and blog about it. Visit beautytubes.ca for a 5$ cupon!

 

Thanks L'Oreal!

Puppies Everywhere!

sooo, i picked shayla up the other day to go and snowboard a little bit. There were puppies at her house.

...lots of puppies.

awwww look at their fluffy fur and cute little nossesss!!

so much for that!

 

Okay. So remember when I interviewed Riley and he said this?

How many times have you been naked in public. Elaborate.

naked?

naked.

never, but there’s this:

ive never been nakes in public!  never

hahah thats good!

not even in a change room

hahah man. that’s pretty good!

So much for that..

great quotes thus far.

“african/jamacian here…thats why im so white, the two mixed makes a chemical reaction and makes skinney white boy with good morals”

“we were all going to the club and i was outside sayin i was to sick to go in, next thing i know theres titties like 2 feet from my face and im in some strip club”

“alaura says: i would lovvvve to trim your cowlick
Charles says: its tough
Charles says: it takes a midas touch”

“Dale says: yeah but w/e its badass all the guys will want you when they see all this bad azz stuff you do 
Dale says: thats a scientific fact of life my friend”

  ”Read. says: and i’m a skinny BITCH so i could rock a girls board better than any nigga”

A sweater from Jones.

 

Shayla got this for me for my birthday last year. Most thoughtful gift ever....

XL.

 

“They probably do meth and think there is a person that big coming….they had to get ready”- Riley Boland

[ A world record in Lima]

Party People

Enter Shayla Jones. This is her eating a McChicken and just be way stoked about it. When Shayla parties, she goes all out. McChicken and all.

 

Here is Louie. He has by far the wickedest hair, but you can't really gather that from this montage. Next time I'm around him I'm making a wicked hair montage. (It's that sick.)

It’s about time…

It’s been awhile since I took these in Whistler this summer, and I figured now was a good enough time as any to make them public.
At one point in this hotel room there was myself, Mitch, Ben, Liam and Mike.

Mitch and Ben

 

haha, I wish I could remember what they were looking at first thing in the morning. In my bed...

 

Ben, stylish as always.....

“bolandergeet”

Here, is Riley Boland. A true, unique individual. He's interesting and intriguing, in more ways than I could imagine.

This is one of his passions. His Suzuki GS 550. (I think…)
So Raw!

 

 

 

Alaura:

I’m quickly going to relocate to somewhere comfier ..

Riley:

ok haha

..and put on sweats..

ahhaha ok

just get in bed!

Okkkkkkay

ya

by putting on sweats i meant putting on full pjs, getting a bowl of icecream, and half a chocolate bar, and slippers…

annnyway! interview time

fatty!

just kidding!

hahahah

mail me the other half of that chocolate-bar

hahaha

so, what do you think about metallica’s new cd

never heard it never will ahhaha

is that a joke question?

what’s satan’s last name?

jesus?

okay, now how many pairs of shoes, do you have

i have about 9 that i wear.  i have over 60 pairs of vans slipons im sure. they are just boxed up and in the garage though

if you won the lottery what would you do first?

buy a new bike and ride it to kelowna.

what is it about chicken that you don’t like

its always dry. always. only way i like it is swiss chalet!

i go there every year for my birthday

haha!

its classy!

any phobia’s?

white people, kidding.  i dont like spiders but i can stand them so i guess not.

whats the most awkward situation in the world?

hahaha thats a hard one

i think its awkward when you have known someone for over 3 years and dont know their name

but thats just me

hahahah man, totally

it cant be the most awkward sitch in the world though 

its deffinatly weirder when they know your name……….

thats what i mean ……
like everyone knows me. and im the worst with names and never remember anyones

hahah yeah……when you’re in a snacking mood what do you make

who makes snacks? ahaha they come pre made for your lazyness

the last time you laughed aloud, what were you laughing about

alaura says:

by putting on sweats i meant putting on full pjs, getting a bowl of icecream, and half a chocolate bar, and slippers…

hahaha

okay. last few questions..

make more

alright! …will you ever cut your hair?

depends. not for like a very long time, then ill probably just get a trim

what is your favorite shirt?

umm i have two. 

i just like alot actually.

haha

the insight one that says YES     YOU    CAN

from top to bottom

and/or feelings mutual

nice, i like those too.. hahaha….How many times have you been naked in public. Elaborate.

naked?

naked.

never, but there’s this:

ive never been nakes in public!  never

hahah thats good!

not even in a change room

hahah man. that’s pretty good!

im good at what i do

no doubt. okay….so, why skateboarding?

it came to me in a dream maybe…i dont know i just like it.

if you could talk to one type of animal, which type would it be

cat or monkeys for fun things. or cougars so i could tell them to slay people

ya!…what’s your favorite song today
today…The cure-Lovesong…..kinda an all week thing
 

 

yeah it’s good hey? i havent listened to it in a while untill you sent it to me the other day..

so good. its been on repeat for like 3 days now

are you going to watch Paris’ BFF tonight?

i had never heard of it untill tonight. since im an hour ahead of you it was already on and wow! is it ever horrible. i almost got addicted though seeing how stupid they are.

fair enough. what’s the worst indie trend you’ve seen lately

all of indie. period. thats the worst trend.  american apperal is the worst place ever.   but all that said the big stupid ass glasses is the worst part!

k, when I say a word say whatever comes to your mind first

stroodle

toaster

paint

chip

hair

TIGHT!

metallica

hahah fawk. thats my word

phillip

phillip

hahaha…..fresh?

weed

meth

mmmm

steak

you making me one.
kitty litter

kitty gumser

what is a kitty gumser

haha long story, after…

im having too much fun

bowl

skateboarding

cellphone

text

greasy

motorcycle

art

alaura

: ) blubber

legs

okay, kitty gumser? and in 50 words or less, explain your collection of military stuff

in vancouver in 05. i was staying at my friend jody’s house and his neighbours cat always came in the open door and chilled alllll the time.  at one point i humped it from behind because it was in heat and thought it was funny?   when i was back home jody tried to text me kitty humper but his t9word put gumser.   its just funny. maybe an inside joke

i collect alot of current issue stuff. anything that has been to the sandbox(iraq and afghanistan) interests me. gear and weapon accessories.  mostly rare navy seal and special forces issue pouches and vests. i buy and sell it for money!  ebay babay.  i also collect 12″ models…barbie size but they are high detailed military dudes.  is that 50?  i have a nice gun too

last words? 

this was fun. and no one will read it but thats funny.   

they might.